Mmm, not really my sister, as it turns out. Maybe I should tell her.

[ But then he would have to talk to her. And he's pretty sure Anora or Eamon or someone has been feeding her children to keep her from making any scenes. ]

She's an elf. My mother, I mean, not my sister. And a mage, and Orlesian. She didn't want me to... [ Deal with that. Get murdered for political reasons. Etc. ] And everyone else helped cover it up, I suppose. So that's great.